DVD Review: Life Blood

Life Blood

Lionsgate

A lesbian couple (who don’t seem all that interested in each other) dies in a car crash in 1963.  God, who works part time as a waitress, offers them a second chance at life, on the condition that they use it to ‘devour’ evil.  In doing so, they will live forever.  It’s all a convoluted way to say that they’re vampires.

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Blu Ray Review: Breaking Dawn Part One

 

Breaking Dawn

Part 1

The Twilight Saga

EOne

 

 

Edward’s continence makes him appear distant and disinterested.  Not unlike Pride and Prejudice‘s famed romantic hero, Mr. Darcy.  Darcy, of course, was restrained by the strict manners and social expectations of 19th century England; while Edward’s emotions are held in check by the internal fear that he may lose himself to his vampiric, animal tendencies.

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DVD Review: Maid’s Secret: Welcome Home

 

Maid’s Secret

Welcome Home

Switchblade Pictures

 

 

 

Japanese AV superstar Maria Ozawa stars as Dracula, a descendant of a descendant of her more famous namesake.  She’s a vampire as well, but those genes seem to have been diluted over time, leaving her mostly human.  She now works at a maid cafe, hoping to find a man who can love her for what she is.

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